What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

What happened to your school bully?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

What, when building a house, are the necessary wires (beside 120v) to future proof my house, Cat6, Coax, low voltage, and alarm wires?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

How do you get a girl to like you?

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

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